Listen I understand I'm only really doing this to please myself but with a little luck maybe some of you out there in idiot land will read this shit and get the fucking point. One of just a million I try to make here. So listen up. Do we really need a another remake. Where is the originality? The fucking vision? Oh it's sucked from you every time you turn on VH1!!!!! It drained from you when things like The Kindle become your new obsession in gadgetry (more to come on this travesty). Ok "Dawn of the Dead" wasn't so bad I admit but it doesn't compare and let us just pass over completely "Day of the Dead". Someone will get a slap for that one...Mena Suvari. Ving Rhames. Oh god, "Creepshow" and I don't even really know if there's a remake or another sequel or a remake of the remake going on there but h ell none of them needed to be made. I get it...you wnt to pay hommage to the greats who set the standards...or is it you want to oil the cogs in the money maker?!!!! Either way...why don't you come up with your own idea. Anyway...if you have to remake a horror movie (because you know the genre is dead) why not pick from th eplethora of interesting concepts that get overlooked. Tell me what's interesting about a guy in a hockey mask cutting up horny teens? There's not much there as far as story goes. How bout' this...An over-the-top gore hound, grindhouse, director shooting is his new film is tormented by his own horrific imagination. He can't escape the visions of sex and violence that consume his every thought. Or this...a mad scientist transplants a gorilla's heart into his dying son, saving his life but transforming him into a monstrous, ape-like creature who embarks on a rape and murder spree before being brought to justice by a female wrestler. Sound fucking stupid? Well here this...guy in hockey mask murders teens at summer camp.
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