The Great Stilton Nightmare ReDuex (only with Cahill Porter)

I am Psychonaut. Dreamers of the realms of elsewhere. Beyond the paper thin veil of physical being. I am seeker of what all mankind seeks but doesn't really understand. Anyway...being I am past the ripe old age of experimenting with drugs these days I seek a more natural vehicle or catalyst for these journeys. The last experiment I was on the English Stilton. This time around I'm on the Cahill Porter a mellow cheese made with Guinness Stout from Ireland. To be quite frank I wasn't planning on experimenting and only after I had the most realistic, vivid dreams I've had in quite some time did I realize that I had actually taken the nighttime journey once again. I had eaten the cheese a few hours before going to bed this time the first night which produced the more vivid dreams out the two nights. Horrific, bloody, real, scary dreams in which I watched people get brutally killed and in which I, what in real life would have been murder, hurt people and not just people...kids!!! Eminem was involved. The dudes from Entourage where involved. Throwing knives and broken bottles to jugulars. It was insane and needless to say I woke up startled and a bit unnerved. As with the first set of dreams these lasted what seemed to be forever with out any breaks. They seemed to be seamless with a sort of story line almost whereas most other nights when I remember my dreams they are staggered, interrupted and fragmented. The same for the second night. Constant, long winded, horrific nightmares. Not as bloody but just as visceral where I can remember almost the entire gammet of human emotions at play.

Try it. It's just a dream. If it's true what they say about dying in your dreams I will be sure to take No-Doze the next time I eat cheese before going to bed. I could do without a bow and arrow accident or a Mack truck veering off the highway into me or some strange super villian's, mad plot to drown me or a child using me as a target practice for his throwing knives or an enraged bum stabbing me numerous times or.....